Lock your car door upon entering vehicle.
Origin: I was approximately fifteen years old. A solid straight edge sophomore in high school. It's a school night and I was invited to bowl with a group of friends, half of them upperclassmen, and crushing on one of them. So yes, I was completely jazzed to go. After having a bawl (even though I most of my score consisted of gutter balls), feeling cool (sporting my FBI hat), and getting hit on by a gross intoxicated stranger (first encounter with a drunk man ever), we decided to call it a night. I got in the car with my other sophomore friends and pulled up to the entrance to pick up an upperclassmen friend. Wait, what crowd of people was loitering outside said entrance? It is true. The intoxicated friend's group of friends, that's what. He decides to then stroll right on over to my door (which was not locked at this time) while my friends and I were conversing and waiting and opens my door!! We all scream bloody murder. I grab my door and slam it shut. Lock my door. And form a human ball with my friend next to me while we're still screaming. He laughed at us while my friend then proceeded to speed out of the parking lot.
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